That Don't Impress Me Much
(SCA version)

Original: Shania Twain
New Lyrics: Valeria Asgautr

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a laurel- you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original know it all

BRIDGE:
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh you think you're something else

Okay so you're a court herald
That don't impress me much
So you've got the voice
But have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
But your voice won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

I never knew a knight who carried duct tape in his pocket
And rivots up his sleeve- just in case
And all that wd-40 on your knees stop them from locking
'Cause heaven forbid they should fall out of place

(BRIDGE)

Okay so your Earl Sir David
That don't impress me much
So you've got the hits
But have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
But swords won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

You're one of those guys who like to sleep with shields
You make my put my garb on before I come near
I can't believe you kiss you armour goodnight
C'mon baby tell me- you must be joking right

(BRIDGE)

Okay so you've got armour
That don't impress me much
So you've got the gear
But have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
But steel is very cold in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

You think you're King
But have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
But a crown won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much
Okay so what do you think you're Roak or something
Whatever
That don't impress me much

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